Matilda Forsén

Nu är jag hemma.
Usch.
Norra norrland ligger inte på pluskanten för mig. Ingen guldstjärna i hörnet inte.
Minus:
Älgar överallt. Onda älgar.
Snö. Överallt. Jättemycket.
Kallt. Jättekallt. Snö + kallt!
Mörkt klockan 1. Jättemörkt. Det hinner inte ens bli ljust.
Jag är besviken. Och imorgon är det julafton.
Jag ska till stallet och mocka skit och slita arslet av mig.
Halleluja.

I bought no gift this year
And I slept with your sister.
I know I should have thought twice
Before I kissed her.
But with the year we had last
And the dress that she wore,
I just went along for the ride
And I came back for more.
And I'm sorry baby.

That's all ok honey 'cause see,
I bought no treat this year
And I slept with your brother.
I wrecked your daddy's car
And went down on your mother.
I set your record collection on fire
And said I never knew.
Felt kinda bad about that
And I know you did too.

So whatever you say
It's all fine by me.
Who the fuck anyway
wants a Christmas tree?
'Cause the snow keeps on falling
Even though we were bad.
It'll cover the filth
We should both just be glad.

And spend, spend, spend
This Christ-Christmas together.

I married you last year
Bet you thought I was sober, right?
But I was drunk as a skunk, yeah
And I made a mistake.
This could all have been over.

Oh honey, please don't
Excuse you behavior.
'Cause I hired a hitman
And changed your will.
It's now all in my favor.

So whatever you say
It's all fine by me.
Who the fuck anyway
wants a Christmas tree?
'Cause the snow keeps on falling
Even though we were bad.
It'll cover the filth
We should both just be glad.

And spend, spend, spend
This Christ-Christmas together. (x4)

Holding on
Without any reason.
'Cause something strong
This holiday season.

So whatever you say
It's all fine by me.
And who the fuck anyway
wants a Christmas tree?
'Cause the snow keeps on falling
Even though we were bad.
It'll cover the filth
We should both just be glad.